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sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

knitmeapony:

Hagrid, more like best person in the entire fucking universe.

thesociopathwithabox:

therepublicofrapunzel:

Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
 

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presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

I was 17 when I wrote that, that’s the age you are when you think someone can actually take your boyfriend. Then you grow up and realize no one takes someone from you if they don’t want to leave.
- Taylor Swift on Better Than Revenge (via swiftnetwork)

You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.

If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.